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Style August 2, 2017
You might be a little scarred after this, but at least we warned you.
In the age of the internet, there is no shortage of strange things to stumble upon. From scary stories about witch babies to silicone piggy steamers, we pretty much have unlimited access to all things odd.
And if you’re into this sort of stuff, then you’re in luck because we’ve compiled this list for you.
Here is our take on 15 weird shoes that will make your soul quiver.
First of all, how in the world would this stay on? Secondly, why?
If “Under the Sea” is your ringtone and you absolutely love discomfort, then try these tentacle-tastic treasures.
Sure, heels alone are going to make your booty pop, but why should we (people) have all the fun? Heels can #werk it too.
Remember when your little brother ripped all the heads off your Barbies as a kid? This is where they went. If you want that nostalgia wrapped up in a super creepy way, then give these weird shoes a whirl.
And you know, setting the decapitated heads aside, the shoe itself is actually quite cute.
Need a reminder of your yearly checkup at the dentist? These awkward Irish step clogs have got you covered. They are certainly implanted in our memory.
Seriously, this is just sick and wrong. What is the purpose of wearing shoes that are just uglier versions of feet?
When you want to give the knick-knacks in your Nana’s china cabinet a new lease on life, try these on for size.
Want to be a foot taller and simultaneously terrify anyone that crosses your path? This looks like it’ll do the trick.
When you’re all about carbs, but fashion is life.
These other worldly kicks will come in handy if a showdown with the Predator is in order.
No lie, these are actually pretty fab. They’re almost hypnotic. Where do your toes go in these giant bedazzled horse hooves? Nobody knows.
Okay, these are not totally hideous, but there’s just one minor detail. How does this shoe actually support a human foot? The mystery continues… Get your ankle brace ready!
When you only have four toes and you want to give a shout out to Star Trek, try on these cringe-worthy sneaks.
Why go barefoot when you could actually wear the ground with a plastic strap? Your feet may be itchy all day, but at least it’s great camouflage.
When you want a look that says fresh from the deli, these are for you. Don’t let the fins hit you on the way out.
Ok, come on now. That’s enough internet for today.
We hope you enjoyed shaking your head at these weird shoes with us. Sorry for any mental scars that may have taken place along the way.