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Culture September 27, 2017
Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is hard.
Being a woman is insanely hard. How can I be expected to smash the patriarchy and get eight hours of sleep a night? I’m definitely going to slip up now and then.
I’m constantly broke, hungry and tired because, obviously, trying to establish equality takes a lot out of a person.
Since we understand the struggles of being a strong woman, we compiled funny, relatable quotes for every girl who doesn’t completely have her life together.
Once that bobby pin falls out, it’s all over.
I’m going bald from stress but my mustache is thicker than ever.
If you can magically find money in my house, then you deserve to keep it.
I can’t be responsible for the decisions I was allowed to make alone.
As long as everything is in one place, my room is clean.
I’m currently in a relationship with the food in my fridge.
I don’t remember the last time I woke up not feeling groggy.
I need to prepare for my future boyfriend.
I’m either pregnant or a teenage boy going through puberty.
I still consider napping an accomplishment in my twenties.
I have a million things to do and no energy to do any of it.
Dieting was created by the devil.
Do the pros really outweigh the cons?
Champagne is part of my daily routine.
My bank account judges me every time I swipe my card for drinks.
I’ve been on two dates, which means I’m in a committed relationship now.
I love making plans but hate going to those plans.
I have about $2 left over after I pay my bills.
I can “treat myself” to a piece of gum.
I spent two hours stalking the current girlfriend of my high school crush.
I gained valuable street smarts in college at least!
For every weekend spent at home and sleepless night, know that you’re not alone. Being a woman who has it together is almost possible but at least there are a million other women around the world who also don’t have it together.
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