Inspiration July 24, 2018
Imagine if characters from beloved books and films, historical personae and controversial political leaders had Tinder accounts. God has a hilarious social media presence. Let’s find out the best Tinder bios from famous characters.
Here’s a list of 5 Tinder profiles that don’t exist, but really should.
Only 225 years away.
Bring me a cake and I’ll let you eat it… By the ocean. 😉
6,000 miles away.
Don’t own any shirts, but do own an island.
5,600 miles away.
Looking for two men to take me to Paris once upon a December, s’il vous plait! 🇫🇷
536 years away.
Official town bell ringer. Parkour enthusiast. The King of Fools award winner (1481). 🏆
I hope it’s cool if my stepfather is around when we hang!
7 miles away.
An intellectual snob looking for someone to discuss Gaudi architecture and obscure Russian poetry, while sipping on Cheval Blanc 1947 Saint-Emilion. 🍷
Must love dogs!
If you have any suggestions for more Tinder bios that don’t exist but really should, shoot them our way on Facebook!
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