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ENTITY tells you how to pick the best dildo, from the perspective of a queer woman.

Congrats! It seems that you may be interested in purchasing a dildo, which is no small feat. Never fear, a queer girl is here to show you the way if you’re having any doubts.

As a queer woman, dildos have played quite a big role with different partners. Not all queer woman are dildo aficionados, but I pride myself on being in the dildo-slinging fan club.

ENTITY tells you how to pick the best dildo, from the perspective of a queer woman.

Big fan, huge.

I will teach you about size, shape and content. Picking a dick for your pleasure is a voyage of self-discovery. It actually makes you confront how you feel about your parts and what you want inside of yourself. The best part about it is, of course, that you get to choose your partner, and now a personalized appendage as well.

The first rule about dildo shopping is that there is no wrong answer — as long as it’s the right one for you! The second rule about dildo picking is that we DO talk about it. The more you open up and talk to other sex positive people, whether on a blog, in a shop or with friends, the better you will feel about shopping for sex toys.  Now let the dildo journey commence!

ENTITY tells you how to pick the best dildo, from the perspective of a queer woman.

You are about to embark on the most mystical journey.

Size:

This is where you have to really think about what your parts are like and what you can feasibly and most importantly, comfortably, fit inside them! The biggest one in the room might look shiny and desirable, but if it doesn’t fit, you must acquit. On the flip side, the tiny one might be great for a starter kit, but if it’s not filling you up the way you hoped, it’s time to size up!

What I like most about choosing a size is that I have to come face-to-face with the ‘ole vagine machine and really get to know it. Getting up close and personal with your parts feels weird because we’re not told to think about the needs of our nether regions at all. However, it’s so important for your personal satisfaction and sexual health!

ENTITY tells you how to pick the best dildo, from the perspective of a queer woman.

When you find the perfect fit.

Shape:

Do you want something long or short? Girthy or slim? Ridges? Smooth? Veiny? Circumcised? Choosing a shape is such an amazing thing, because usually your partner comes equipped with either their own toy or dick but here, you get to choose! And it can travel with you or you can use it on your own, sans partner.

The personalization and fact that this pleasure stick is yours and yours alone is pretty great, something for your own pleasure that’s truly, truly yours. Pleasure comes from within, and also in a fun box at your local, friendly sex toy shop.

ENTITY tells you how to pick the best dildo, from the perspective of a queer woman.

Same.

Content:

What kind of material do you want your dildo to be? Realistic cyber skin? Silicone? Steel? Glass? The world is your proverbial oyster, as long as you make sure the material is medical grade so your bits stay healthy!

Many companies offer dildos in skin tones or neon and rainbow if you want a more magical choice. In addition, some can receive paint jobs that include realistic details for a slightly extra price, which is especially great for gender affirmation, or just plain fun.  

ENTITY tells you how to pick the best dildo, from the perspective of a queer woman.

Pick the color and content of your dreams. High five!

Whatever you choose will be great, and if you don’t get it right the first time, that’s okay, too! This really  just means another trip to the sex toy shop. Happy searching!

Edited by Kayla Caldwell
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