Sex & Life
Sex & Life October 17, 2017
And yes, mermaid is in the cards.
Let’s just say, hypothetically, that you haven’t been ecstatic to go to your job every morning. Well we have some refreshing news: you are definitely not alone. Sometimes motivation is hard to come by, especially as the seasons change. Getting out of bed in the morning is by no means a new struggle, and we can all relate.
If you’re looking to head down a different career path, or just looking to daydream about your future, you came to the right place. We’re here to offer you that boost of inspiration you’ve been looking for. That beam of hope that reminds you that anything is possible, no matter what anyone else says.
So the next time you’re feeling down, whether it’s looking out the window at the office or lying in bed at night, just remember this: if you take five minutes to mentally escape, you can be whatever you want. So even if you don’t believe in horoscopes, you never know what career suggestion could inspire you to find your perfect vocation.
Entity is here to offer you an insider guide to your unique career horoscope, based on your zodiac sign.
CEO. You’ve been eyeing that promotion for a while now, but things don’t seem to be falling into place quite like you thought they would be. But that doesn’t stop you from believing. You’ve always been one to reach for the stars, so why not shoot for the highest one?
Or maybe take another shot at that entrepreneurial idea you had as a kid. Who knows, you might even end up on Shark Tank. Be the CEO of your life, and take back the reigns on your career path. If you’re not happy at your current job, change it. Be the master of your future. It might be a tough decision to make, but you’ll be much happier in the long run.
As an Aries, you tend to be optimistic and daring, so this career horoscope would be perfect for you. Go get it, girl!
Wonder Woman. We hear she’s the talk of the town these days. And who wouldn’t want to be a total blockbuster success? Tauruses tend to be reliable and ambitious, two traits that are at the heart of any superhero.
You’re a pretty practical person, but that’s never stopped you from letting your imagination wander. Who says you can’t become your childhood superhero?
World-famous food critic. This one’s a no-brainer. Who wouldn’t want to eat at world-class restaurants and write witty articles about ten-course meals, while still earning a living?
Close your eyes. Where are you? Perhaps a wine tasting on a vineyard in France? Or making an appearance as a guest judge on “Chopped”? This career horoscope offers you the perfect balance of eating and writing. As a Gemini, you’ve always been a generally expressive person. So this would be the perfect way for you to express your witty humor and let people get to know you…not to mention all the delicious food.
Spy. Or better yet, secret agent. Cancers tend to be extremely intuitive, a trait you’ll definitely exercise when solving top secret cases. You’ve always had a knack for mystery. Books, movies, you name it. Anything mystery or science fiction-related immediately draws you in.
You may have heard that it takes longer to get to know you than other people. Never interpret this as a bad thing. You don’t give everything away up front, which makes people want to spend more time with you. There’s always more to discover about Cancers, especially since they tend to give off that sneaky vibe.
Talk show host. Seriously, you could be the next Ellen. It’s no secret you like to stir the pot occasionally. So this would be the perfect job for you. You’d get a kick out of exposing secrets and getting the dirt on all the latest celebrity gossip, all on live television.
As a Leo, you’re a natural born leader. You like to take charge, and you tend to command the room when you walk in. You’re outgoing and lively, and extremely sociable when you want to be. Most of the time you love being front and center, so you’d easily gain a large fan base. Hello, Instagram followers!
Celebrity wedding planner. Someone’s gotta do it! Virgos are known to be focused on the little details in life, whether it’s your relationship or someone else’s drama. But close attention to detail will definitely be a bonus when it comes to planning over-the-top celebrity weddings.
So Virgos, there’s no time to waste. You’re the type of person who makes sure nothing is forgotten, and no problem is ever left unsolved when you’re there.
Lepidopterist. Now you may be very unfamiliar with this term, so let’s start with the basics. A lepidopterist is someone who studies butterflies. As a Libra, you love meeting new people and being social. However, this sometimes comes back to bite you. You often find yourself overwhelmed with social commitments, partially because you don’t want to leave anyone behind.
But this job can help relieve that stress. Escaping to a butterfly sanctuary in a quiet garden is the perfect way to recharge after a busy week. It might seem like a weirdly specific career horoscope, but who knows — butterfly experts aren’t easy to find these days.
President. Scorpios are historically strong willed. You know what you want, and you’ll do anything to get it. You aim high, and you have an inherent determination, a fire in your belly, that keeps you motivated even during tough times.
So who would be better a better fit to be the president of the United States? You were born to rule and now is your chance to shine. Your sharp determination and understanding of those around you will be on your side while in the Oval Office.
Celebrity BFF. You roll with the “it” crowd, and you’re always at the coolest clubs and parties. Sagittarii are known to be extroverts, so you’re open to whatever the night entails. The world is your oyster. Whether it’s going to an LA club opening with the Jenners or going on vacation with Taylor Swift, you love to see and be seen.
You like change, and you’re always up for a new adventure. Your career horoscope predicts a destiny of meeting new people and trying new things. After all, what is life if not a collection of memories and experiences?
Party planner. And not just any party. We’re talking extravagant. If it’s not Gatsby-level, then you’re not interested. As a Capricorn, you’re an extremely ambitious person. You strive for the biggest and the best, and anything less is out of the question.
From champagne fountains to celebrity appearances, no task is too much for you to take on. You’ll always deliver on whatever your client wants, no matter how hard you have to work to achieve it. You’re a go-getter, so get at it!
Personal travel Instagrammer. Basically, you’re the eyes behind the photos that get the likes. While you’re not the one that the world sees, you control the public face of Instagram stars. You’ve always had a passion for travel, so this job is perfect for you.
You’re an imaginative person, so you’re a natural born curator. Your passion for art and design shines through in this position, and the followers will thank you for your perfectly put together color scheme of the Instagram posts. Want a career horoscope that allows you to be your own boss? The life of an Instagram artist may soon be yours.
Mermaid. The mythical, magical creature that rules the sea. The mermaid is the ultimate symbol of girl power. And besides, as a Pisces, you were born to be in the water. So put on your big girl fins and channel your inner Aquamarine like you mean it.
Pisces love to help others, which makes you a total people person. Therefore, your career horoscope is suitable for a super engaging personality, a reliable co-worker who can also be a solid friend. You know what’s important to you, and you keep those you care deepest about closest to you. You’re the type of person who prefers to have a few long-lasting friendships rather than a constantly changing big friend group. You’ve always been independent, and you need your alone time every so often. So what better place to be on your own than in the depths of the ocean, exploring new territory.
So remember, even if you can’t really become the president or transform into a mermaid at this exact moment in time, a girl can always dream.
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