Culture August 28, 2017
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When it comes to Halloween, there are usually two types of people. First, you have the ones who go full-out scary with their costumes and live to terrify everyone at the party with their looks. Then, you have the girls who use Halloween to embrace the sexy side they don’t usually show in the daylight. But, there’s also a third type of person: the hilarious one who can’t help but embrace punny Halloween costumes.
This article is dedicated to this funny person who makes the Halloween parties definitely worth going to. We love you and your punny Halloween costumes every year.
ENTITY compiled a list of the best punny Halloween costumes to help you become the most hilarious person at this year’s Halloween party.
If you and your honey are new parents, the only thing you’ll need are fake ice bags and some cool shades and you’ll be set with this hilarious Vanilla Ice-inspired costume. However, a baby doll will work just fine to recreate this look if you don’t have your own kid readily available.
Either way, we guarantee you’ll be cracking everyone up at your Halloween party.
If you want to make a statement while ballin’ on a budget, this costume is perfect for you. Throw on a white T-shirt, cut out a circle from yellow construction paper, tape it to yourself and throw on some devil horns.
These are the easiest deviled eggs we’ve ever made.
Here’s your chance to mix a little Eminem with a little M&M’s. Pick out your favorite chocolate or sour sweets and attach them to your favorite hoodie. Add some gold chains and a snapback and you’re set. You’re officially a candy rapper.
Get ready to shake your Laffy Taffy all night in this costume!
You may have to explain to some people that you’re not a wizard watching the Super Bowl. But once you tell them you’re man’s true favorite sport, they’ll definitely get a kick out of your hilarious fantasy football costume.
We think you deserve seven points for that one.
When it comes to punny Halloween costumes, this easy-to-make option is cute and funny for any age. You’ll instantly transform into the perfect chick magnet. Personalize the look by adding some additional yellow feathers, face paint or stuffed animal chicks.
Everyone will be attracted to this look!
This isn’t the red-eyed, hippie-garbed look you may be thinking of when you hear the word pothead. Instead, you’ll achieve this look by quite literally attaching a pot to your head. But we’re sure this will crack our toking friends up anyway.
You’ll have everyone saying that’s some good looking flower.
Be totally millennial-approved with this social butterfly costume. We’ve definitely stepped away from the days of snail mail. These cute and easy punny Halloween costumes will keep you with the times. Just tape different social media icons to a black shirt and throw on some butterfly wings and you’re all set.
To add some drama to the look, try this butterfly makeup tutorial.
Mix some Apple Jacks with Jack the Ripper and you become a cereal killer. Add the perfect Dexter-inspired blood spatter to a white dress shirt and attach some mini cereal boxes and you’ll achieve this terrifyingly funny look.
This costume is sure to be met with some Cheeri-oh-no’s.
This look may not be the quickest or easiest to achieve but it is so definitely worth it. After all, who can pass up the opportunity to troll Trump by dressing like a giant kitchen appliance with a “Make America Grate Again” sign? The high potential for this costume speaks for itself. You won’t just be the hit of the party, your costume will become legendary.
We grant you permission to spend the party ranting about the wall you’re going to build in the pre-shredded cheese section. Just this once.
Start practicing your cheers because ceiling needs its biggest fan’s support. You’re definitely the ceiling fan making the room a whole lot cooler. Grab your poms and ceiling jersey and head out to the game … or party!
We can’t wait to hear the rubber band play the fight song!
Well, this probably isn’t exactly what your Tinder date meant when he said he wanted a one night stand at the Halloween party. However, we think this one nightstand is a whole lot funnier and way better use of your time. Throw on a lampshade hat and add a book and glass of water to really sell the look.
When it comes to punny Halloween costumes, you won’t be doing the walk of shame.
If the whole sexy costume trend isn’t your thing, try this sporty look that’s totally sweet instead! These dunkin’ donuts may look cute but that doesn’t stop them from crumbling the opposition on the court.
Do-nut mess with these girls.
You and your best friend can be the perfect pair of angels with these “Holy Cow” and “Holy Guacamole” themed looks. Matching speckled dresses and angel wings and halos will make this look complete.
You’ll be the perfect pairings for the chips and salsa at the party! Pass the cheese and avocados please.
Now you’re all set with different costumes for every Halloween party because when you’re this punny, we know you’ll be invited to a lot!
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