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Entertainment July 23, 2017
If Kim Kardashian were a guy, she'd have sex with herself.
Everyone knows Kim Kardashian. The reality show about her family, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” is in its 13th season. That’s a whole lot of seasons about one family.
If you don’t know who she is, chances are you either live under a rock, or… you live under a rock. Because she’s basically the most famous person in our day and age.
But why? Who really is Kim Kardashian? Sure, she’s famous, but what else is there to her? Here are five facts about this Armenian superstar to keep you up to date.
Does this mean she doesn’t share our fear of something chasing us up the stairs in the dark? We can probably all relate to Kim on this note. Turns out she is a human after all, at least in part.
It is pretty comical that her biggest fear is something that basically all people deal with, whether they like it or not. But at least its not a super weird obscure phobia.
She may be married to a famous musician. But Kim’s music career was over before it even began. The year was 2011. What seemed to be an ordinary day turned out to be anything but ordinary. March 2, 2011 went down in history as the fateful night that Kim Kardashian released her first and only song. Give it a listen, but only if you dare.
However, Kim has since said she is incredibly embarrassed to ever have released that song. We can see why… But what’s one bump in the road on the way to fame? At least now she can look back at this and laugh. As can we.
Kim has over 101 million followers on Instagram. Her Twitter is a close second with nearly 54 million followers. Could her social media following be what led to last fall’s headline of Kim Kardashian Robbed?
She recently launched the Kim Kardashian Website, where she sells her new makeup line. Which is a little ironic, seeing as her younger sister Kylie is basically the queen of makeup these days. For your boldness, Kim, we tip our hats to you. We guess it makes sense to take makeup advice from the woman who goes to bed wearing makeup so that she can wake up pretty.
Kim’s book of selfies, appropriately titled “Selfish,” contains almost 500 pages of selfies. The book was meant to document the evolution of the selfie. Why? The world may never know. Let’s just say the writer life wasn’t for her.
But if you’re looking for a way to spend a whopping $17.96, look no further. Here’s where you can buy it. But we have to say, there are definitely better coffee table books somewhere out there.
Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Rob, Kylie, Kendall. Not to mention all the other Jenner siblings. Basically the family is a small village. While some of their fame may have gone to their heads, the majority of it definitely went to their butts.
While Kim claims she’s always had a big rear end, we have to wonder: Is it real? It’s just so big that we can’t even comprehend it. There have been numerous timelines documenting the evolution of her bum, because that’s how much people care about this one body part nowadays.
Bottom line? Kim Kardashian has achieved a whole new level of fame. At this rate, her name is probably more famous than, like, Abraham Lincoln. Next stop? Kanye 2020.
