Sex & Life
Sex & Life July 28, 2017
The fault isn't in your stars, but the stars.
Maybe you don’t believe in horoscopes, or astrology, or anything zodiac related.
But let’s face it, there are times relationships don’t work out and we just can’t figure out the “why?” What went wrong? It started off so great and then fizzled, for no apparent reason.
If this is the case it *shockingly* might not be the guy’s fault (or any person’s fault). It could just be that your signs are simply incompatible. It won’t work no matter what. The stars have made different plans for you.
So here’s a guide to what type of girl you are the relationship based on your zodiac and what type of partner you actually need.
You’re the hard to get girl. You’ve always been independent so being in a relationship with someone and spending time with them 24/7 isn’t your forte. One simple move by a guy can rub you the wrong way and leave you craving your alone time. But don’t get us wrong. When you’re dating someone, you really give him your all. Mostly because you’re picky and rarely actually find someone you would put up with for a long period of time.
Here, fishy fishy. You need a man who is really there for you. Meaning fully present and super attentive. You are a sensitive gal, and therefore a sensitive girlfriend. If your guy isn’t treating you right, you can easily get offended and hurt. And you don’t deserve that, because you are a strong independent woman and although you like to be in serious relationships, when it really comes down to it you don’t need no man.
You hate fakers, wannabes, and liars. You ain’t got time for that! You’re your true full self when you meet people, and you expect the same in return. Is that really too much to ask for? You tend to just attract people, both love interests and friends alike. And people can get jealous of you for that, but you need to own it. You may often be a little wishy washy, which can leave people in your life, including your partner, a little lost. But you’re a level headed gal, so stick with your intuition and you should be just fine.
You definitely don’t reveal everything on the first date, or even after the first month. You’re a book, just not an open book. But don’t think that’s a bad thing, because your guy will never get bored with you. People can continue to get to know you, even if you’ve been dating for years. You much prefer to commit to someone serious than do the whole Tinder one-night stand shindig. What can we say, that’s just who you are.
It’s no secret you’re super into labels and titles. This means you’re more likely to date someone with a recognizable or glamorous career. You’re probably the type who loves giving material gifts/planning surprises. However, you might be suffering from the need for control. You want to run every aspect of your significant other’s life, but it’s okay because you’re extremely loyal. But once the initial thrill of the relationship is gone, you have trouble committing.
Cancer, cancer, cancer. You need attention, and a lot of it. But don’t think about this as a bad thing, because there are plenty of guys out there who are super down to give their all to you day in and day out. You just need to find that guy and snag him. Once he sees how great you are, he’ll give you all the attention you need, thus allowing you to be the caring and thoughtful satisfied girlfriend you are.
You’re a lioness and you’re proud. Like most mother lions, though, you’re protective. You don’t share guys, and you may often come across as jealous or possessive about the dudes in your life. If you call dibs, you expect your friends to stay far away from him. Sorry ’bout it. You’re not one to wait around for things to fall into place. You make whatever you want happen, whenever you want it. You’re a go-getter, and people love you for it. In other words, you rock, never change.
Your fatal flaw might be that you over think anything and everything. Not to mention you worry about who knows what all day long. Don’t worry, that’s just the worry gene, and one day you’ll find a guy who is a perfect match for your woes. But on the upside, you know what you’re doing when it comes to picking a guy. You need someone who can keep up with you, because you’re a strong woman who knows what and who she wants in life.
Empathetic, beautiful, and intelligent girlfriend who doesn’t care about anything superficial. You’re allergic to emotions in a way. You’re extremely passionate and could talk for hours, but you tend to overthink emotions and that can sometimes come back to bite you in the butt. Which, incidentally, you also like doing in bed. You’re super thoughtful and always put your partner’s needs before your own, sometimes without even realizing it.
You may be possessive, but you’re also super passionate, which makes you a catch. For most guys, that is. When you’re in a relationship, you’re really in a relationship. You fully commit and give it your all, which is why you want the guy to forget about his “bros” and just give you the same time of day you give him.
Excuse us while we fix our mascara. It started running while we were laughing at whatever you just said. You’re a hoot and a half, and you make sure everyone knows. Bottom line? You are hilarious. You don’t take anything too seriously, least of which is yourself. This can definitely work to your advantage, because you’re less likely to get attached. But if you do fall for a guy, you fall hard.
You, capricorn, are a girlfriend who is worthy of being a wife. You’re traditional, but not in a boring dull way. You’re a romantic who loves going out on dates and having red wine and steak. You want a nice family with the right man. Your biggest challenge is finding that man, but really the only thing standing in the way of you and true happiness is yourself. If you just let yourself have some fun and date around, you might discover Mr. Right when you least expect it.
If you still don’t believe in horoscopes, then let’s just agree to disagree. Someone’s zodiac sign can say a lot about the person, especially about how they are in relationships.
So the next time a guy tells you “it’s not you, it’s me,” you can hit em right back with “you’re right. It is you. But more importantly, it’s your sign.”
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