15 Bad Pick Up Lines That Are So Horrible They’re Painful to Read

Flirting is tough sometimes, but that doesn’t mean you should settle for bad pick up lines.

And you know exactly what we’re talking about – you know, the kind of pick up lines you’re ashamed to even know. These things may work in all our favorite rom-coms, but they don’t seem to have the same effect in real life.

Thankfully, we’re here to help your flirting game. ENTITY has compiled some of the worst pickup lines found on the Internet for your amusement (and warning).

Here are 15 lines you definitely shouldn’t use to try flirting with other people.

1 “Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?”

2 “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore… my face should be among them.”

3 “Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.”

4 “I lost my virginity … can I have yours?”

5 “Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.”

6 “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.”

7 “If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.”

8 “Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns.”

9 “Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.”

10 “My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.”

11 “I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”

12 “On a scale of one to 10, you’re a nine. Because I’m the one you need.”

13 “I put the STD in stud. All I need is u.”

14 “There’s a sale going on in my room. All clothes are 100 percent off.”

15 “Are you my big toe? Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.”

There you have it. Use at your own risk.