ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

Flirting is tough sometimes, but that doesn’t mean you should settle for bad pick up lines.

And you know exactly what we’re talking about – you know, the kind of pick up lines you’re ashamed to even know. These things may work in all our favorite rom-coms, but they don’t seem to have the same effect in real life.

Thankfully, we’re here to help your flirting game. ENTITY has compiled some of the worst pickup lines found on the Internet for your amusement (and warning).

Here are 15 lines you definitely shouldn’t use to try flirting with other people.

1 “Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

2 “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore my face should be among them.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

3 “Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

4 “I lost my virginity … can I have yours?”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

5 “Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

6 “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

7 “If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

8 “Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

9 “Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

10 “My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

11 “I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

12 “On a scale of one to 10, you’re a nine. Because I’m the one you need.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

13 “I put the STD in stud. All I need is u.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

14 “There’s a sale going on in my room. All clothes are 100 percent off.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

15 “Are you my big toe? Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.”

ENTITY shares our favorite bad pick up lines to make you laugh.

There you have it. Use at your own risk.

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