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Entertainment February 8, 2017
Donald Trump’s latest tweet had the internet devolved into a collection of penis jokes.
Since the president is not necessarily known for his refinement and professionalism, when he tweeted about “EASY D!” on Wednesday, many wondered if he had just posted about his own dick.
The emphatic tweeter had been commenting yet again on immigration when he posted, “Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!”
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017
And while it has been suggested that Trump meant it was an “easy decision,” the internet just couldn’t get past the hilarity of what he had actually written.
“The D” is well-known as slang for that particular male appendage, and Twitter couldn’t help but joke about the president’s choice of phrase.
Comedy writer Jen Statsky played off of that similarity – as well as Trump’s leaked Access Hollywood video – joking, “i think the best way to get Easy D is to grab it like it’s a pussy??”
i think the best way to get Easy D is to grab it like it’s a pussy??
— Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) February 8, 2017
Trump’s ‘Easy D’ tweet took the internet straight to penis jokes pic.twitter.com/DQgS8JbV8b
— Carol Olsen (@carolsen89) February 8, 2017
Straight and gay Twitter hit the ground running with “Easy D” jokes, with one woman posting, “My straight lady friends tell me most D is easy D.”
And @kylegriffith1 joked, “Gay Twitter knows a thing or two about Easy D.”
Twitter user @4everNeverTrump came up with another NSFW explanation after searching Urban Dictionary.
My straight lady friends tell me most D is easy D. pic.twitter.com/581hHydrZU
— RPBP (@rpbp) February 8, 2017
In the “you can’t make this s**t up” department, here’s what Urban Dictionary has for “Easy D”. Good one, Donald! pic.twitter.com/jXVNe63e8X
— Pé Resists (@4everNeverTrump) February 8, 2017
Another joked about N.W.A. member Easy E, commenting that Trump was “Straight Outta Competence.”
And twitter user @Phil_Lewis_ guessed “Saturday Night Live” was racing to incorporate the latest blunder into this week’s episode.
SNL writers when they saw that Easy D tweet pic.twitter.com/U96Q2JoYO3
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) February 8, 2017
We may never know what “Easy D” actually is… but one thing is for sure, twitter is clearly no longer a safe space.