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Entertainment September 19, 2017
"He was a reh-tard."
“Anchorman,” “Bridesmaids,” “The Hangover.” These are not just funny movies, they’re funny movies that are Just. So. Quotable.
The first time you watched these movies, you couldn’t get enough, so you watch it with your friend. Then your friend catches the bug, and before you know it, at least every conversation you and your friend have involve quotes you’ve pulled from your favorite films.
In fact, you’re using these quotes so much with your friend that you even start to unintentionally leave people out of conversations. Basically, if you aren’t using a funny movie quote, then you’re thinking about using a funny movie quote. The addiction is real.
And to feed your addiction, we’ve compiled a list of more quotes for you to use.
When “This Is the End” came out in 2013, everybody lost it. I mean James Franco? Seth Rogen? Jonah Hill? It’s like someone hit the jackpot and found a unicorn that spit out $100 dollar bills forever.
The film itself is about real-life comedians trying to survive the apocalypse. The movie also shot out at least 100 funny movie quotes. Well, at least that’s what it felt like.
Here are the top funny movie quotes we found in “This Is The End.”
1. Danny McBride: “Hermione just stole all of our shit. And Jay suggested that we rape her. I think the only reason he did that is because he knows he’s about two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.”
2. Jay Baruchel: “Guys, listen listen. I think we need to address the elephant in the room.”
Seth Rogen: “Whoa, Jay, don’t talk about Craig like that.”
Craig Robinson: “That’s fucked up. I’m right here man.”
Jay Baruchel: “I’m not calling Craig an elephant.”
James Franco: “That’s racist.”
3. Jonah Hill: “Dear God, it’s me, Jonah Hill … from Moneyball.”
Not only did Will Ferrel rock a hipster worthy ‘stache in the movie, he also produced one of the funniest quotable movies of all time. “Anchorman” revolves around a news team that gets into all kinds of shenanigans. Ron Burgundy’s top priority, though, is to be one of the greatest anchormen that ever lived.
Below are the top “Anchorman” quotes that will reign in our funny bones forever.
1. Ron Burgandy: “You stay classy San Diego.”
2. Ron Burgundy: “Well … THAT escalated quickly.”
3. Ron Burgundy: “I’m sorry I don’t speak Spanish…”
When “incredibly good looking” Derek Zoolander hit the fashion scene, he was unstoppable. At least, that was until hippie transcendental Hansel became the new “it” boy and knocked Zoolander off his rocker. He came back into the spotlight because of the fashionista villain, Mugatu.
Mugatu used Derek for his master plan to take down the Prime Minister of Malaysia. Luckily, with the help of Hansel and his real-life wife co-star, Derek saved the day and opened a school named “Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
Here are “Zoolander’s” funniest movie quotes.
1. Derek Zoolander: “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
2. Derek: “A eugoogoolizer … one who speaks at funerals … Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?”
3. Hansel: “So I guess you can dere-lick my balls, captain.”
4. Derek: “What is this? A center for ants?!”
If anyone can survive being a bridesmaid, it’s Kristen Wiig. The film “Bridesmaids,” starring Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Melissa McCarthy and Rose Bryne, is about a competition between Wiig and Bryne on who can be the best bridesmaid. The movie leads to Wiig becoming Hollywood’s funniest lady and thousands of people quoting the movie on the daily.
Here are our favorite “Bridesmaids” quotes.
1. Annie: “Help me I’m poor.”
2. Rita: “No, Megan, no, no!”
Megan: “Look away!”
Rita: “Megan, no.”
Megan: “Look away! It’s comin’ out of me like lava! This sink’s a goner.”
3. Annie: “Are you fucking kidding me?”
“The Hangover” was not like any movie you’ve seen before. I mean, sure, everybody has suffered from a painful hangover, but these four best buds suffered a hangover so painful it would haunt them for years to come.
When four friends went to Las Vegas for their friend Doug’s bachelor party, things didn’t go as planned … at all. Doug went missing, someone lost a tooth and they found a baby in the closet. The whole movie centers around finding Doug and getting him to his wedding on time.
Here are some great “The Hangover” quotes.
1. Alan: “Can I ask you another question?”
Alan: “Can I ask you another question?”
Lisa: “Sure.”
Alan: “You probably get this a lot. This isn’t real Caesars Palace. Is it?”
Lisa: “What do you mean?”
Alan: “Did, ummm, did Caesar live here?”
Lisa: “Ummm, no.”
Alan: “I didn’t think so.”
2. Alan: “It’s not a purse. It’s a satchel. Besides, Indiana Jones has one.”
3. Doug: “You gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy.”
Alan: “Oh yeah? Well we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a reh-tard.”
Stu: “What?”
Alan: “He was a reh-tard.”
Doug: “Retard.”
The infamous “Step Brothers” centers, obviously, around two step brothers who form an unlikely bond in the midst of their parents remarrying. This film is indeed a step above the rest when it comes to funny movie quotes.
Here are our favorites from “Step Brothers.”
1. Dale: “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.”
2. Dale: “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.”
3. Alice: “I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.”
Alright, what are you waiting for?
Pop that popcorn, get that Facebook ready and get ready to have a gazillion worth of likes because it’s time to post about funny movie quotes.
