Politics November 1, 2016
If Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States today, it will be too much for diehard Donald Trump fans, many of whom have vowed to quit the country. But where will they go?
After identifying five conservative countries whose values share their own, ENTITY has some unexpected suggestions to help any Republicans ready to bolt.
If you’re pro-life, anti-Muslim and love Jesus, then this East African nation is the place for you. There’s a surprisingly high number of American fundamentalist evangelists in Uganda who have had an increasing political influence in the years since the fall of notorious dictator Idi Amin. Another bonus? Income tax is zero percent.
Foreigners can buy guns, dollars are accepted almost everywhere and gay marriage is not allowed. This right wing utopia is only a three-hour flight from Miami and getting a temporary residence visa to live there for three years costs just $50.
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Gun ownership is a birthright for Serbs; there are 75 guns for every 100 people in the country. NRA card-carrying Republicans would love how firearms are embraced and celebrated.
This is the place for both job security and career advancement. No flood of corporations relocating to other countries, just the opportunity for staff to work hard and rise to the top.
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You won’t have to pay for much here as Russian men see it as their duty to be providers. There’s a good social scene including The International Women’s Club and American Women’s Organization and you might even get a warm welcome from President Vladimir Putin, who seems to favor Trump over Clinton. Finally, Vodka is plentiful so you can drown your sorrows over a Clinton Presidency.
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And for those Hillary supporters who believe the end is nigh if President Trump’s campaign prevails, please see 5 Countries to Flee to if Trump Wins.
