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Culture June 9, 2017
Munchies on munchies.
If you’ve ever been hit by the outrageous cramps and cravings that come with “that time of the month,” it can feel as though the only release is some medically-assisted TLC and gorging on your favorite greasy foods.
Well, now you can forget the ibuprofen abuse, because someone has finally combined your menstruation must-haves for such a –“Why haven’t we been doing this forever?”– solution to dealing with the pain: marijuana pizza.
“The tomato sauce contains 125 milligrams of tetrahydrocannabinol, referred to as THC, the psychoactive compound in marijuana,” according to CBS News. And it seems like they’re as good as they sound, because “the company has sold about 200 pizzas already.”
But you better be ready to pay for your magical, pain-erasing, gooey little slice of heaven — because “the 6-inch cheese pizzas sell for $38 apiece. ” Damn, that’s real. Worth it?
They come from Ermont, Inc, a medical marijuana dispensary in Quincy, Massachusetts, which specializes in finding creative ways to expand their menu of infused products, offering a substitute to traditional methods of consumption, like smoking or eating the typical sugary edibles.
Alongside the “pot pizzas,” they serve food for just about any craving, including: cookies, pies, muffins, fruit chews, pub cheese, chocolate bars, peanut butter and hot fudge.
They even have another new, trending item for customers to try: cold brew. This is a great way to consume medication in the morning with breakfast like any average routine.
And though only people with state-issued medical marijuana licenses are able to buy the products from Ermont for now, it’s safe to assume that this genius idea won’t stay small for long. Hell, maybe you’ll even be able to get one at a regular pizza place one day?
Of course, the one problem with pot pizza is the “munchies” effect afterwards, since marijuana is infamous for increasing your appetite. So I can’t help but wonder: Is the solution to finishing a marijuana pizza eating more pizza? And then even more marijuana pizza? Because that’s the only menstrual cycle I wouldn’t mind being stuck in.
