What’s up with all the random For Dummies books? Though we admit C++ is an amazing software system, most of us probably won’t ever need to know how to code with it. (If you didn’t even recognize the name C++, then my point has been made.) Are there any For Dummies books that are actually helpful? We’re just trying to get our self-improvement on. Maybe we want to learn how to make macaroons or play poker or something. Luckily for you, we’ve compiled a list of For Dummies books that are actually helpful and useful!
If there is only one good reason for knowing how to do calligraphy, it’s so you can write authentic letters from the Tooth Fairy to your children. Fortunately, there are actually many reasons to know how to do calligraphy. Everyone appreciates a hand written thank you letter, especially one with a gorgeous font.
Hey, f*ck baking as a way to be a good wife. Bake for you! If you want fudge filled brownies on a Saturday morning, then make them for yourself. You deserve a treat. (And maybe bring a couple to the office too? Kathy from accounting will literally swoon.)
Do you have friends? Do you like to have your friends over to your house? Perfect. If you’re ready to become the hostess with the mostess, grab a copy of Appetizers For Dummies and wow your guests with your amazing knowledge. “She made what? I didn’t even know she knew how to make grilled cheese.” That’s right. Be impressed.
How does your favorite Instagram model do it? Her photos always look completely flawless. The lighting is never that good in your photos! Is that a seagull flying in the distance? How’d she get that beautiful landscape in the background of such a small photo? Ugh. You need to pick up a copy of Digital Photography Composition For Dummies. That’ll show her.
That kitten was so cute in the pet store. You had to have him. He was just so fluffy and snuggly and ugh! Now you’re a few months in and your adorable kitten is starting to transform into a fully formed cat. Who knew? Maybe pick up a Cats For Dummies book before he outgrows his bumblebee costume.
You planned a huge trip to Vegas for your birthday. You and your best girlfriends went to every mall in the tristate area looking for the perfect dresses. You’re ready to soak in the whole experience; the lights, the dancing, the… gambling?? You completely forgot that you have no idea how to gamble! It’s okay, just binge read Casino Gambling For Dummies on the flight over. You’ll be ready to put on your professional poker face by the time you step into the casino.
If you’re not living on your own right now, eventually you will be. Although your Pinterest is stocked up with inspo going back from your early high school days, you may need some help turning those photos into one complete vision. Perhaps you should grab a copy of Home Decorating For Dummies before you stock up on tangerine furniture.
The last thing you want is to make a fool of yourself when you go to a nice dinner with that Tinder hottie you met last week. If you don’t know the difference between an oyster fork and a lobster fork, you might want to grab a copy of Etiquette For Dummies beforehand. (And maybe some flashcards?)
You’ve been taking Insta pictures of your food for years now. Honestly, it’s hard to look at a beautiful meal without the overwhelming urge to post a picture of it. Ever thought about compiling those photos somewhere so the whole world can see exactly how good that roasted duck was? The Food Blogging For Dummies book is here to turn your mouth-watering feed into a fully formed blog.
If you thought Green Machine was the best healthy smoothie under the sun, you are sorely mistaken. If you’re looking to power up before your next yoga class or just looking for a great way to start the morning, Green Smoothies For Dummies is your godsend.
If you’re working a full time job, or you’re a student, or you just straight don’t have time, 30-Minute Meals For Dummies might be the perfect book for you. You have better things to do, like binge-watching on Netflix.
Um, can someone say yes please? We all know sushi is easily the best thing that’s happened in the world of fish and rice. Now there’s a book you can read to make it yourself? Could life get better? I might grab a copy myself and make a few hundred rolls, which I will eat promptly after making them. It’s a casual addiction. It’s chill.
If you’re planning on getting married someday, hopefully you’ll have some sort of budget. After accounting for flower arrangements, catering, and table settings, you could be majorly busting your budget. Grab a copy of Budget Weddings For Dummies so you can make sure your big day goes off without a hitch!
We’re all guilty of buying a bunch of houseplants in a wave of motivation and then allowing them to die. What were once beautiful lush pots of flowers and succulents are now sad and dry. Maybe next time you should pick up a Houseplants For Dummies book beforehand, just for insurance.
For some of us flirting is second-nature. For others, clicking on the winky face emoji is equivalent to skydiving. (Except what if the parachute doesn’t work? What if he doesn’t text back?!) Don’t worry girlfriend, Flirting For Dummies is here to instill some hardcore wisdom in you.
Stock up on these For Dummies books that are actually helpful and show off your new skills. (Which means flirting with your crush while baking pastries and tending to your lush garden of house plants.)
