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ENTITY shares Bobs Burgers quotes from Linda Belcher.

Families are messy, and the Belchers from “Bob’s Burgers” are no exception. Luckily, Linda Belcher is all for supporting her family and their messes. Many “Bob’s Burgers” quotes highlight the Belchers’ funniest moments, but quotes from Linda show how dynamic this super mom is.

Best known as a relatable mom to the show’s viewers, Linda acts as the free spirit of the Belcher family. Linda’s humor, honesty and fun personality manifests in her relationships with her friends, husband and children.

In other words, Linda Belcher is the most lovable super mom out there, and ENTITY has 13 quotes to explain why.

1. “Hey! Open up wine, Linda’s comin’ in!”

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Linda’s definitely got her passions, and like a true wine mom, alcohol is one of them. Her wine indulgence reminds us to always make time for relaxing and letting loose.

2. “I’m Linda! I love showers, and mornings, and bologna and turtles.”

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Showers, mornings, bologna and turtles—a girl’s best friends, right? You can’t help but love Linda’s eccentricities.

3. “Don’t you wanna say you saved an aquarium? You owe it to the fish with all those poops you’ve flushed into the ocean.”

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It looks like we can add sustainability to Linda’s list of awesome qualities! On top of that, we have to admire the way she demonstrates her brutal honesty.

4. “These eggs are hidden, and Linda is winnin’, cuz she is the best and Bob is a mess ”

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A lot of the best “Bob’s Burgers” quotes and one-liners are found in Linda’s little songs. Like in this one, Linda’s not afraid to call her husband out, and she’s got plenty of self-confidence! We love mothers that take pride in their wins – and sing catchy tunes while they’re at it.

5. “I’m going back to sleep. Rub my bunions.”

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Linda knows what she wants, and she isn’t afraid to ask for it. We all aspire to have that same comfort level with ourselves and our relationships.

6. “Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets. Or it’s their rich big golden wieners. Eh, it’s probably their wieners.”

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Running a burger joint takes a lot of effort, but no one said it couldn’t be any fun! Linda does her fair share of people-watching while at work, and her comments fall in line with her unapologetic humor.

With her honesty and creative observations, there’s never a dull moment with Linda Belcher.

7. “Nonsense or MOM-sense?”

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Dads are known for their terrible dad-jokes, but Linda has her own array of mom-puns. And no, they’re not nonsense, Bob!

Her puns may make us groan, but that’s what we love about her.

8. “If anything happens, don’t call AAA because we don’t have them and we owe them money from when we did.”

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Everyone’s been there. Don’t fix something that’s not broken, right? Once again, Linda Belcher proves herself as totally relatable.

9. “Tina, stop kissing strange boys in the dairy fridge, we’re going home!”

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Linda sets boundaries and knows how to handle each of her kids. However, she doesn’t dwell on her daughter’s strange habits, and she gives direction without shaming or ridicule. Her parenting skills are truly top-notch.

10. “All right, going to the strip club…Boy am I gonna need some quarters tonight! … I’ll plop em’ in their g-strings. Plop them right in”

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Linda loves to have fun! She’s a strip-club-loving, theater-going, extroverted woman. Her methods of self-care inspire us all to let loose a little.

11. “I didn’t see that. It was a little embarrassing but I didn’t see it.”

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She’s loving, considerate and sometimes almost too sweet. Linda’s always there for her children, even when they don’t want her to be. The Belcher kids know they’ll have their mom’s support in the toughest of times.

12. “Oh, mini croissants! No matter what I say, stop me when I’ve had sixteen.”

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Honestly, who can resist mini croissants? Linda’s love for these tiny pastries serve as a reminder to enjoy what we love.

13. “Mommy doesn’t get drunk. She just has fun”

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After all, mothers just wanna have fun.

Linda Belcher is more than a supplier of “Bob’s Burgers” quotes. She inspires us to live a more honest, fun and carefree life. Linda is a role model for parents and young adults alike, and her humor lets us see the world in a different light. We love our super mom.

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