Who could resist a psychedelic marbleized bathtub that leaves you soft, smelling like a rose, and sparkling like the freaking goddess you are? No one. No one could resist that, and they shouldn’t!
The rise in popularity of bath bombs has given way to the ultimate era of #treatyoself. Millennials are the most stressed generation in America, and sometimes we need a little time to decompress. So don’t even dare ostracize us for spending their money on bath bombs because they’re a “waste!” What’s the best way to destress for a millennial trying to get their mind off their crippling college debt and never being able to own their own home? Luxurious baths, duh.
You want to criticize girls who spend their money on bath bombs? Try spewing your insults while my lavender-scented hair blows in the wind as I walk away from you. I’ll have you know, it’s been proven that women are more stressed out than men, and that the gap has been steadily increasing since 2007. (For you men that love bath bombs, you’re just living life right.) It’s no wonder that girls need a relaxing pink-tinted bath every once in a while. Fighting the patriarchy does get exhausting at times.
Bath bombs are great because there’s a bath bomb for every occasion, especially if you’re up to snuff with the benefits of essential oils. Feeling sleepy? Peppermint is a great energy booster. Sad or stressed? Grab a jasmine-scented bath bomb and take some time to yourself. Even if you don’t feel like brushing up on your aromatherapy knowledge before your next bath, the excitement of a bath bomb is enough to put anyone in a good mood. Who wouldn’t feel a tinge of happiness as rose petals miraculously appear in their bath?
Honestly, forget the petals. The silky skin you get after using a bath bomb is enough to make anyone’s day. You think you won’t feel ready for your first day of work after recharging your batteries in a vanilla-scented pool of regeneration? Okay, it’s actually just a bath tub. But you’re feeling incredible, so who actually cares what it is?
Hey Lush, if you could just do us a solid and make bath bombs even better, that would be great. Oh wait, you can’t. Although, we wouldn’t complain if an actual rainbow spurted out of the bath bomb, turning our bathrooms into literal Eden-like dreamlands. But hey, take your time. We’re all patient here. We’ll take a bath (or three) while you mull it over.
