When you hear the word, “millionaire,” who pops into your mind? Maybe Bill Gates standing in front of his first Microsoft computer or Taylor Swift singing at her latest tour. Or maybe your mind flashes to the young, rich stars of the hit E! TV show, Rich Kids of Beverly Hills.
Like Marc Snetiker writes at Entertainment Weekly, the appeal of the show is simple: people are often fans of “horrible people doing fabulous things (or fabulous people doing horrible things).” Not sure which category these rich kids fit in? Here are number quotes from Dororthy Wang and Morgan Stewart – thanks to Entertainment Weekly and Bustle – that show why the rich kids of Bevery Hills are actually the worst.
“I was born and raised in Beverly Hills, California, the best city in the world, and my occupation is being funemployed and fabuluxe” – Dorothy Wang
Pretty sure that’s not résumé material.
“I started donating blood in high school because it was just a way to miss historyclass” – Dorothy Wang
“My arms aren’t really long enough for a selfie sometimes” – Dorothy Wang
Some things, money can’t buy.
“Honestly, I’m not sure how many Birkins I have, I’ve kind lost count. The entry-level Birkin is probably around $10,000 and the crocodile or alligator is $60,000” – Dorothy Wang
That moment you realize a purse could cover two years of college tuition.
“I’ve never opened my own bottle of wine before…Why do we need to know how to open our own wine when there’s always a sommelier?” – Dorothy Wang
“Do I look this b*tchy in real life?” – Dorothy Wang
Asking the hard questions.
“Arriving to a party sober is the worst thing in the world, ‘cause then you have to start from scratch and pretend to talk to everybody you don’t like and ask them how they’re doing” – Morgan Stewart
We’ve all been partying wrong for years apparently.
“My blog [Boobs and Loubs] is a perfect representation of me. I have very large boobs and a very large affinity for Louboutins” – Morgan Stewart
And people say you can’t trust anything on the Internet!
“I feel like my blood would come out looking a little bit taupe, with a little hint of gold and a little sass” – Morgan Stewart
“She wants me to make eye contact and talk to her like an adult and not be on the phone…she’s very old fashioned” – Morgan Stewart
If that’s the future, I’m hanging up.
“I look like I’m from Kenya, my [breasts] are sagging below my waist” – Morgan Stewart
“My personal trainer’s fee is $1,000. I drop a lot of money to complain with her” – Morgan Stewart
