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Kanye West’s surprise meeting with Donald Trump has sparked rampant speculation about what the pair spoke about during their chat at Trump Tower.
The President-elect would only say he had discussed “life” with the rapper, whom he called a friend and “a good man.”
But ENTITY suspects Trump was reconsidering his administration appointments and offering Yeezy a choice of jobs at the White House.
Working with him would certainly be one way to derail West’s plan to run against him in four years with the previously announced Kanye 2020 campaign. It seems to be working already as West posted “2024” on Twitter shortly after the Tuesday meeting, suggesting he has already put back his campaign.
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#2024
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) December 13, 2016
I feel it is important to have a direct line of communication with our future President if we truly want change.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) December 13, 2016
But what role could Kanye possibly fill? We believe there are five positions that are perfect for him.
Let’s replace Obamacare with Kanyecare! Given his recent stay in hospital, West has up to the minute medical experience. Under his new system, anyone who has a mental breakdown that causes them to start ranting in public about Jay Z and Beyoncé will be immediately taken to an expensive treatment facility.
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Kanye understands the plight of those who can’t pay their bills. After all, earlier this year he tweeted that he was $53 million in debt after his fashion business got into trouble. Back then he asked Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, without success, to invest $1 billion in “Kanye West ideas.” As part of the government he would simply be able to reduce interest rates or print more money.
This was a job title for Kanye suggested by Joy Behar on “The View” and the idea has merit given Trump’s love of communicating by social media and West’s experience watching wife Kim Kardashian take all those selfies. His new boss would need help on being photographed at the most flattering angle as he doesn’t want to be body shamed. Hopefully Kanye has forgotten that Trump tore into Kim’s appearance in a 2013 Howard Stern interview, saying she had “a fat ass.”
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If Donald Trump wants to continue positioning himself as a man of the people then who better than Kanye to teach him about street style? The President-elect could be among the first to wear the Yeezy Boost 750, his newest high-top shoes with a glow in the dark sole. Kanye has plans to open up his own fashion boutique stores and being personal stylist to the Commander-in-Chief could give those stores extra cred.
Throughout history, monarchs and noblemen would employ an entertainer to keep him and his guests amused with song and dance performances and jokes. If Trump wanted to bring back this ancient tradition, he could employ Kanye to make those state dinners go with a swing with live performances of hits like “Gold Digger” and “Jesus Walks.”
