Gone are the days of idolizing sports stars on a box of Wheaties or Sugar Crisp. Cereal Mode is now selling rather cheeky adult cereal online for $10.80 to spice up your mornings.
Apparently, the founders of this London-based startup don’t think women are objectified enough in the media. According to their website, they’re creating cereal porn which reflects their “cute but cray outlook on life.”
Great. Just what we all need — an embarrassing display of misogyny to munch on for breakfast.
The four available flavors include:
You’ve probably seen the image of Kim Kardashian in a similar pose as the cartoonish cat-woman below, who is glaring vulnerably ahead with her wide eyes, glossy red lips and playful cat mask.
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This version of Rice Krispies exposes bright nightclub lights that form the shape of a blonde woman dressed in a one piece bathing suit while covering up half her face in a seductive manner as she kneels in a martini glass of bubbles.
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Here’s a sexier take on Frosted Flakes as a mermaid splashes out of the milk bowl exposing the tail end of her green fin and a very large set of breasts that exceed the size of her disturbingly thin stomach. The name “Sugar Tits” must be a reference to the tiny pink sugar seashells that cover up where her nipples would be.
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The outline of this lady squirrel’s breasts can be seen through the milk splashing across the front of her chest. She suggestively licks her fingers while covering her squirrelly lady parts with a “porn flake.”
You will have to pay an extra shipping fee of nearly ten dollars and wait ten to fifteen days from your purchase order if you wish to indulge in these satirical cereals.
Maybe the high cost and waiting time will discourage Americans from buying into yet another product that glorifies the objectification of women. Is this type of branding, though humorous, to be expected in our modern society? We should all hope not.
