15 Boss Lady Quotes From Your Favorite Feminist TV Characters

Is it Monday? Did you just start your period? Did you shit your pants because you tried that food truck that your coworker wouldn’t shut up about? Regardless of whatever you’re going through, I have a feeling you might need lil’ a pick-me-up. So to make your day a little less crappy, here are some inspirational boss lady quotes from your favorite tv characters. Because guess what?! It’s time to not feel like garbage anymore!

I’m definitely not saying that reading through this will be a cure-all, BUT I must admit that as I wrote this, I was feeling like a used tampon, and just wanted to take a nap, but afterward, I didn’t feel quite as shitty. So, I guess sometimes reading through some Liz Lemon quotes is what it takes! Anyway, enjoy these boss lady quotes!

1. “I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman”

Tina’s the friend you go to when you need someone to remind you that sexuality and strength are not mutually exclusive.

2. “You need to leave this house and come back with more respect…and pizza!”

Gloria is the gal who gives you a reality check on what your priorities need to be: respect and pizza.

3. “I survived because that’s what women do. We eat a bag of dirt, pass it in a kiddie pool, and move on.”

Kimmy Schmidt says it like it is. That’s why we love her.

4. “It’s so weird— being my own role model!”

I too want to be me when I grow up 😉

5. “Well as a feminist, virtually anything a woman does is empowering”

Lisa Simpson knows who runs the world.

6. “Take chances! make mistakes! Get messy!”

Did you know Miss Frizzle started the hashtag #WomenInScience ?

7. “If angelica is ever going to make it in a male-dominated power structure, she’s got to eat, breathe, drink, and sweat self-esteem”

And the most badass mom goes to…

8. “You’re messing with the wrong bitch”

Annalise Keating is NOT to be trifled with.

9. “Cause’ I’m an adult and I’m responsible, let’s go get some candy”

Because sugar ~takes the edge off~ of being a grownup.

10. “No uterus, no opinion”

Wise words to live by *Cough cough did you hear that Trump? Cough cough* Rachel knows what’s up.

11. “I am a Goddess, a beautiful female warrior”

This is the first thing every woman needs to tell herself when she wakes up in the morning.

13. “I support women! I’m like a human bra!”

Liz Lemon is a huge fan of “girls supporting girls.”

14. “Treat yo’ self!”

Because the most successful boss ladies know that sometimes you got to indulge!

15. “Goodbye forever, you factory reject dildos!”

Jenna knows how to get rid of toxic people in her life.

The world can be a tough place for us boss ladies, however, we can pretty much always rely on some of our fave TV characters to remind us just how #BOSS we are!