Being a woman is insanely hard. How can I be expected to smash the patriarchy and get eight hours of sleep a night? I’m definitely going to slip up now and then.

I’m constantly broke, hungry and tired because, obviously, trying to establish equality takes a lot out of a person.

Since we understand the struggles of being a strong woman, we compiled funny, relatable quotes for every girl who doesn’t completely have her life together.

1 When your ponytail is more held together than your life

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Once that bobby pin falls out, it’s all over.

2 When you know you’re an adult when you have to wax places you never thought you’d have to

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I’m going bald from stress but my mustache is thicker than ever.

3 When you’re too broke to worry about being mugged

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If you can magically find money in my house, then you deserve to keep it.

4 When, even as an adult, you still need supervision

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I can’t be responsible for the decisions I was allowed to make alone.

5 When your cleaning habits involve pushing everything onto one chair

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As long as everything is in one place, my room is clean.

6 When you haven’t felt fully rested since high school

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7 When your current relationship status involves your fridge

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I’m currently in a relationship with the food in my fridge.

8 When coffee is the only thing that will get you out of bed in the morning

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I don’t remember the last time I woke up not feeling groggy.

9 When you read relationship articles while you’re single to see what you’re missing out on

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I need to prepare for my future boyfriend.

10 When your appetite is similar to a pregnant woman’s diet

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I’m either pregnant or a teenage boy going through puberty.

11 When you realize being a kid was way easier

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I still consider napping an accomplishment in my twenties.

12 When your life plans don’t match your need for sleep

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I have a million things to do and no energy to do any of it.

13 When dieting feels like a punishment

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Dieting was created by the devil.

14 When you need to eat but refuse to cook

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Do the pros really outweigh the cons?

15 When champagne is not just for celebrations

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Champagne is part of my daily routine.

16 When you’re too broke to even have a social life

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My bank account judges me every time I swipe my card for drinks.

17 When you get back into the dating world and realize being single isn’t all that great

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I’ve been on two dates, which means I’m in a committed relationship now.

18 When the best plans are canceled plans

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I love making plans but hate going to those plans.

19 When you need to make $13 last until your next payday

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I have about $2 left over after I pay my bills.

20 When “treat yo’ self” becomes a daily habit

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I can “treat myself” to a piece of gum.

21 When going to bed early isn’t realistic

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I spent two hours stalking the current girlfriend of my high school crush.

22 When the only lesson college taught you was how to survive off of ramen noodles

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I gained valuable street smarts in college at least!

For every weekend spent at home and sleepless night, know that you’re not alone. Being a woman who has it together is almost possible but at least there are a million other women around the world who also don’t have it together.

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