Angelina Jolie’s New Lover: Will it Be Angelweiner or Bieberlina?

With her marriage to Brad Pitt over in a storm of ugly headlines, Angelina Jolie will soon be seeking a new lover to put the smile back on that beautiful face.

But who will the lucky person be? Given the sexy star’s history of dating both men and women in the past, there’s certainly a wide field of candidates.

ENTITY has been playing matchmaker and would like to offer the following suggestions for possible suitors – as well as the nickname for her first post-Brangelina romance.

TOMGELINA

Tom Cruise has been single for a while now. With three broken marriages behind him, maybe he will get lucky the fourth time around with one of the few people on the planet who matches his star power.

JOLIEDEPP

Together, Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie made a terrible movie, called “The Tourist,” but what an attractive real life couple these superstars would make now that they’re both single.

AMBERLINA

Angelina may find herself more attracted to Johnny’s actress ex, Amber Heard, who, like her, has dated women as well as men.

RUBYLINA

Often described as a young Angelina Jolie due to her looks and personality,  “Orange is the New Black” hottie Ruby Rose could make Rubylina one of the sexiest pairings in showbiz history.

BIEBERLINA 

Angelina would prove her cougar credentials if she pounced for pop heart-throb Justin Bieber, who is almost 20 years her junior.

ANGELWEINER

Sexting scandal politician Anthony Weiner is single and ready to mingle now that he has been dumped by his wife, longtime Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, and is probably already looking for Angelina’s number.