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Entertainment December 1, 2016
He’s been everything from a sniper to a top chef in his award-winning acting career, but Bradley Cooper’s latest role may be his most difficult: father.
The Oscar nominee and his model girlfriend Irina Shayk are expecting their first child together, as reported by E! News. The pair were first linked back in May 2015.
Ad now that Bradley’s set to welcome his first little one, ENTITY wonders how five of his most memorable characters would handle the task.
Phil may have kids of his own, but he certainly doesn’t seem thrilled about it. He can’t wait to get away from them for his trip to Las Vegas, and even snaps at one of his students when asked a simple question. “It’s the weekend. I don’t know you. You do not exist,” he tells the poor kid. Not exactly the nurturing type.
His wild career as an FBI agent – who will stop at nothing to break the case – raises red flags right off the bat. Richie flies off the handle, falls for a criminal source, and engages in life-threatening cons. What he calls “passion” many would categorize as an anger problem, if not assault, so god only knows what would happen if you added a baby to that powder keg.
He boasts a collection of high-powered enemies, but very few friends. The eccentric chef can’t seem to put anything before his desire to run the best restaurant in the world. Since it’s unlikely Adam’s laser focus would shift from that goal, and a kitchen isn’t the safest place for a baby, adding a child to the mix would only cook up trouble for this Michelin earner.
Sack brutally tackles Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn) during what was supposed to be a friendly game of touch football, is dangerously irresponsible with a shotgun, and snaps at poor girlfriend Claire (Rachel McAdams) on the regular. While his athletic prowess cannot be argued, this selfish hothead should stay far away from a defenseless, little baby.
Between his attitude problem and reckless behavior Rocket Raccoon wouldn’t even have survived the Guardian’s first mission had it not been for Groot (voiced by Vinn Diesel) sacrificing himself for the team. And while he’s happy toting a gun that’s almost twice his size, a baby would likely feel out of place in his paws. So when it comes to taking care of a human child, Rocket seems to be – ironically – the least suited to be a guardian.
