Politics November 8, 2016
If Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States, Trump’s not-so-silent majority has vowed to leave the country. But the question is: Where will they go?
Well, after finding five conservative countries, ENTITY has some suggestions to help Republicans who are tired of political correctness, Hillary Clinton’s pantsuits and gun control.
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Diehard Trump supporters, pack your bags and get your sad playlists ready. These are the five best countries to move to if Hillary Clinton wins the election.
This right wing utopia is only a three-hour flight from Florida. Best of all? Getting a temporary residence visa to live there for three years is only $50. Don’t worry about converting your money because you can use your U.S. dollars to purchase guns to your heart’s content. All you need is a new address, a description of the weapon of your choice and proof that you can fire your gun.
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Want to move a little farther than Costa Rica? Then head straight for Serbia. Gun ownership is practically a birthright for Serbs, considering that the country has one of the world’s highest per capita gun ownership (right behind the United States) – there are 75 guns for every 100 people in the country. NRA card-carrying Republicans will love how firearms are embraced and celebrated in this chilly country.
If you’re a traditional, self-proclaimed “Trump woman,” you’ll probably get a kick out of Vodka, Russia’s hospitality and President Vladimir Putin, who seems to favor Trump over Hillary. Upon arriving, you won’t have to worry about paying for much since Russian men see it as their duty to be providers. And after getting accustomed to the social scene, stop by The International Women’s Club or the American Women’s Organization and you might even get a warm welcome from Putin himself.
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Switzerland is the perfect home for newcomers seeking job security and career advancement. Here, you won’t have to worry about China taking all your jobs. Instead, you’ll have an honest opportunity to work hard for your money and rise to the top. And for those of you who don’t like to pay taxes, Switzerland’s 26 independent cantons each have their own tax laws. Choose wisely.
If you’re pro-life or religious, then Uganda is the place for you. About four-fifths of this East African nation is Christian, primarily divided between Roman Catholics and Protestants. Additionally, these fundamentalist evangelists have also had increasing political influence since the fall of notorious dictator Idi Amin. Another bonus? Income tax is zero percent.
And for those Hillary supporters who don’t know what to do if Trump reigns supreme, take a look at If Donald Trump Wins, Here Are 5 Countries Hillary Supporters Can Move To.
