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Entertainment June 27, 2017
It all makes sense now.
Kylie Jenner has effectively become a household name — from her family connections to her business ventures, the almost-20-year-old seems to be taking over the world. Indeed, my younger sister just got her Kyliner (an amazing pun, by the way, kudos to Kylie), and I couldn’t help but wonder how and why she became so influential. What about her draws others in and begs them to stay invested?
Then it hit me: Kylie Jenner is definitely an alien.
I know you’re reading this like:
But guess what:
Here are seven of Jenner’s Instagrams that prove she’s not from our planet.
From the shiny spaceship background to the platinum blond hair to the sparkly one-piece, it’s clear she came from a “Star Trek” modeling agency. Notice the “so little feeling” tagline? Alien.
Is it a fashion statement, or is it another layer to her being? What is she hiding?
Honestly, what is this? A purse? A small boombox? What alien tech does she have? I’m sure Taneleer Tivan, the Collector from “Guardians of the Galaxy,” would love to get his hands on it.
Honestly, how could the image be any more straight-forward? With the disorienting filter to the literal silver outfit like all of the best futuristic stereotypes, Kylie Jenner clearly showed her extraterrestrial vibes.
This is not a swaggy car. It’s a spaceship. Clear as day, no debate about it.
The long, dangling earrings say she was on a UFO, and the shades scream that she was flying it. Every bit about this look is light-years ahead of Earth’s fashion.
Here it is, Jenner getting on a spaceship back to her planet where she and her unearthly backpack came from. She doesn’t belong here, she’s too fashion-forward, too ahead of our time.
And KyKy’s Instagram is clearly a collection of her time on Earth before she heads back to her home planet.
Read about the artistic brilliance of Kylie’s Snapchat here.
