Miscellaneous August 10, 2018
There's nothing that can make your day better than to read about how drunk people ruined theirs.
Drunk texts are totally acceptable in our culture. There’s a recognition of the inevitability of sending them as well as a fondness for receiving them. The morning after a rowdy night out for drinks is always such a spectacle. It’s so fun to watch the drinkers stare at their drunk texts, and their recipients’ smug replies in horror. Most of us have been there as both the sender and recipient of drunk texts.
Let’s have a laugh at some of the worst texts ever sent.
As near and dear to our hearts as Hagrid is, he’s not real. Sorry.
Air can be considered a form of sustenance, if you want it to be. We love drunk Jess too!
This drunk person tried to access their bank account while drunk. Perhaps to check if they had enough to pay for their drinks. Apparently they didn’t get the memo that the banking application just hired a Sphinx for increased web-banking security.
This must have been SO embarrassing. But, what a cute text! If only local police officers sent cute texts like this.
This is probably the most relatable thing I’ve read in a really long time. Same. Dogs are the best.
Only imagining what this disaster looked like the morning after is disgusting. Actually, let’s not even go there.
What a cool text to have received! It seems like teaching a philosophy class would be perfect for this person. Then again, a species change from man to unicorn is awesome too!
There are no words for this, only tears and laughter. This must’ve been traumatizing.
I would be more concerned for myself, buddy.
There is just so much going on here. Why is he dressed like a wolf? Why is he peeing in his chow mein? What is he saying to himself? Actually, why is he drinking and who let him drink? Drunk people really are the best and the worst.
Technology made it easier to avoid drunk texting and drunk driving. The app Drunk Mode(iOS, Andriod) helps hide cell contacts so you don’t accidentally drunk text and call. The app StearClear (iOS, Andriod) dispatches two people to drive you AND your car home safely. Please remember to drink responsibly!
