Style June 21, 2017
A little foot pain never killed anybody.
Whoever started the myth that heels are uncomfortable clearly did not have much experience in the world of shoes. If you look around, the shoe world is basically made up entirely of comfortable heels.
But do comfortable heels really serve any advantage besides not completely ruining our feet? The simple answer is no. Sure, if you go the comfortable route you’ll probably be able to walk the next day and avoid agonizing foot pain. But in fact, the higher the heel, the better off you’ll be.
Women often complain about wearing heels. It’s just one complaint after another. “My feet hurt.” “I can’t walk.” “Help- I’m bleeding!” But what most women don’t realize is that the shoes they claim to be uncomfortable in can actually serve a wide array of secondary purposes:
Now you might be thinking how ridiculous these shoes look. And how probably no human could ever walk in them. But wait! There is a benefit. You can easily step on your date’s toe without him knowing you did it on purpose. The perfect way to get back at him for whatever annoying thing he probably did.
Besides, aren’t these comfortable stilettos perfect for standing all day?
As you probably thought when you saw the picture, the sharp heel would make for the perfect spear with which to catch fish. Simply wade out into the water, which is probably turquoise and shimmering since that’s how all water is on obscure islands that people get stranded on. And voila!
You’ll easily be able to catch a delicious sashimi dinner before watching the sunset. Without these heels, you’d probably starve.
If you were strutting about in a pair like these, you wouldn’t have a worry in the world. Least of which is the prospect of stepping in a pile of dog poop. Because if you did, you’re barely even touching the ground anyway.
So little of you is touching the ground, in fact, that it really doesn’t look normal at all. But, the shoes wouldn’t get that dirty. And that’s all that matters. If you were wearing sneakers it’d be an entirely different story.
The moral of the story is, comfortable heels are dumb. Because if you don’t risk breaking your feet when you put on heels, you miss out on so many important benefits — even some that could save your life!
But when it comes down to it, sometimes we do need to find comfortable heels. Should this rare occurrence happen, just slap a pair of these gel insoles into your shoes. You’ll walk miles in your heels and live to tell the tale… without foot pain.
