Lifestyle April 8, 2020
Back to school shopping was never quite this satisfying.
It’s your freshman year. You’re about to move out of mom and dad’s house. This means you can FINALLY get a sex toy, because, you’re a grown-up now right? But you don’t want to scare off your new roomie by whipping out a huge purple dildo that glows in the dark. That’s for the big leagues.
So what is a gal to do? Here are 5 of the best discreet sex toys for any college student on a budget who wants to be sneaky when it comes to “me time.”
Perfect for the environmentally conscious, The Gaia Biodegrabadble Eco Bullet is made of starch-based bioplastic and is completely recyclable! Its small size makes it easy to throw in a purse when you’re on the go, or in your drawer for night-time adventures! It comes in pink and green and is only $10 at Urban Outfitters.
Although Gaia is tiny, She. Is. Mighty. One Reviewer put it perfectly when they said, “Ummm, this is my new BFF. That’s all I’m gonna say about it.”
In other words, Gaia will be your new college go-to for “you-time.”
The Iroha Stick is the 007 of incognito sex toys. She’s slick, compact, and most importantly…she’s disguised as lipstick. Iroha even comes with a clear cap that really brings the whole “lipstick look” home! Complete with a soft body-safe silicone head, that’s angled perfectly for clitoral stimulation, and with a discreet dial at the base to control the vibration speed, Iroha is going to be your new partner on any secret mission! She’s also water-proof for any aquatic adventures.
Have you ever wondered how The Little Mermaid maintains her sunny disposition and keeps that ish tight? Here’s your answer: Pink Cherry’s Pleasure Pearls Weighted Ecstasy Balls. Ideal for any collector of gadgets and gizmos (of plenty), in their clamshell box, these pearls will blend in with any other nicknacks you might have on your desk! Ariel highly recommends (and Prince Eric does too!).
These chic handcuffs are the definition of “class and sass.” You can wear them as regular bracelets, to dress up an outfit. But when you get home, you can attach the chain, creating the most elegant pair of cuffs you’ve ever seen (or used for that matter)! At only $25, this accessory is sure to spice up your jewelry box and the bedroom! And if gold isn’t your thing, the cuffs also come in black or silver, and they also look snazzy as hell!
In the words of Queen Rihanna, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me,” and this necklace does too! The Chain Whip Necklace’s simple design makes it perfect for hiding in plain sight! Wear it to work, church, family reunion, or a Bat Mitzvah, and STILL, nobody would be the wiser! This piece comes in gold and silver and is perfect for anyone who gets a thrill out of a little S&M and on-point accessorizing!
So there you have it, some discreet sex toys to add to your back to school shopping list. Go forth and treat yourself! And stay horny, my friends!
