Relationships June 19, 2018
Name your new feline friend something unforgettable.
Cats are awesome. Slang words are awesome. Why can’t you name your cat after a slang word?
Your cat will just make you laugh more than he/she does anyways. Or, if you have a cat that likes to be an independent-woman-who-don’t-need-no-man, then have some fun with the name. Cuz why not?
Definition: best at everything.
If you don’t already call your cat bae, what kind of cat mom are you?
Slang words in action:
You: Hey Bae.
Cat: *Bae meows.*
You: Awe Bae, I love you too.
Definition: Greatest of All Time.
If you have a goat, this would be a horrible name, but, if you have a cat like the super awesome cat lady you are, then call your cat Goat.
It will confuse people … until they realize what you mean.
Slang words in action:
You: Hey Goat.
Cat: *Goat meow.s*
You: Wow Goat, you’re such a GOAT!
Reference: The “Bye Felicia” meme. It’s originally from the movie Friday.
This would be a pretty cute name since Felicia is a real name. It can still work if it’s a boy cat because hey, they don’t know! Any name works as long as you give your cat lots of love.
Slang words in action:
You: Hey Felicia!
Cat: *Felicia meows.*
~ heading to the bars ~
You: BAIIII Felicia!
Cat: *Felicia meows.*
Definition: another way to say “though.”
If your cat has brown hair and some white spots, this would be pretty accurate.
Even though a doe is a deer, why can’t you name your cat Doe?
Get it, why can’t you name your cat, doe?
Ah, syntax is so important.
Slang words in action:
You: Hey Doe!
Cat: *Doe meows.*
You: Why you gotta do that Doe, doe!
Definition: adjective to describe someone as awake or self-aware.
If you don’t think your cat is woke, you’re wrong.
All cats are woke, obviously.
Slang words in action:
You: Hey Woke!
Cat: *Woke meows*
You: Damn Woke, you’re so woke.
Although we don’t know what cats are saying, I’d like to think that every meow means I love you cat mom! in their own meowing slang words.
Meow!
