Relationships July 11, 2017
For the creeper at the bar who won't take no for an answer.
Photo via Instagram / @recklessbeautyofficialYou’re sitting alone at the bar and you just ordered drinks for your friends, who you told to keep dancing while you buy the next round. But then he appears.
This creepy dude doesn’t care if you’re out for a girls night or if you have a boyfriend. And he’s not taking no for an answer.
We’ve all been there.
Thankfully, ENTITY has a secret weapon: the rejection hotline.
For your convenience, here’s the rejection hotline number: (605) 475-6968
We’re hereto help you get away from the guy who is convinced he’s your husband-to-be. But with this rejection hotline, you won’t have to give him your real number and you can make a quick exit while he types in your “contact.”
The rejection hotline was created back in 2001 and we’re thankful for it.
The fake phone number gives women a chance to get away from a persistent pursuer without being pressured into giving out her own number. This way, the man feels validated because he got what he came for – a phone number. But at the same time, you feel safe because you gave him the wrong one.
And while it may be a little cruel to turn him down in such a rough way, he should have respected your “no” the first time and moved on. So really, you’re just expediting the process.
“Hello this is not the person you were trying to call. You’ve reached the rejection hotline. Unfortunately, the person that gave you this rejection hotline number did not want you to have their real number.”
“We know this sucks, but don’t be too devastated. So why were you given a rejection hotline number? Maybe you’re just not this person’s type. This could mean boring, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general weirdo.”
“Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor, or a nasty combination of the two. Maybe you just give off that creepy, overbearing, psycho stalker vibe.”
“And the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leap frog with unicorns.”
“Regardless of the reason, please take the hint and accept the fact that you were rejected and then get over it.”
“And please do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number because trust us, they’ve already forgotten about you.”
Well, that’s awkward. But hey, at least you were honest. (Maybe try and run away before he gets a chance to even dial your number.)
But if he still isn’t deterred and thinks this is your version of a flirty joke, you can always take a tip from Jenna Marbles: make a face that makes them uncomfortable.
“God of War” Easter Egg Rejection Hotline: (888) 447-5594
This rejection hotline makes the caller listen through a dramatic voice message that will definitely have them scratching their head. Call it. You won’t regret it.
So, go enjoy your girls night because with the rejection hotline no more creeps can keep bothering you.
