Sex & Life
Sex & Life July 10, 2017
Realllly shouldn't have eaten that burrito so late.
So it’s just about that time.
Yeah, you know the one: sexy time.
Your clothes are off and things are really heating up. It feels so good (or let’s be real, maybe it doesn’t, maybe it’s the worst thing ever) but either way, you’re really getting into a rhythm.
But then all of a sudden your mind starts being all like “Hey! What’s up? Whatcha doing?”
Now whether that’s a reflection of who you’re doing it with, a side effect of what you ate an hour before, or a result of your busy life, you can’t help but notice your brain acting up.
So for all you guys out there (and females alike) wondering what women think during sex, Entity is here to fill you in.
In no particular order (except of course for the food thought being numero uno), these are thoughts most ladies have during sex.
I could literally eat an entire jar of pickles, three cheese pizzas, a box of cookies, and the entire chocolate cake from Matilda rn.
A study actually found that women are less interested in sex then they’re hungry. Filling up on a snack before sex might actually lessen thoughts about food during sex (no guarantees though, never underestimate the power of the female fixation on food).
It’s gonna be a rough few minutes.
Please, not again.
What is happening down there that I don’t know about???
Why is everything so distracting?
The one-minute mark is a pretty big deal.
Let’s be honest, we make real sacrifices.
Probably something along the lines of a hard breathing sack of potatoes.
Is he human?
Actually, I don’t wanna know.
Nah, just do it.
Eh, wouldn’t be the first time.
Double dipping strikes again.
He will never learn.
Just to make things a little more exciting. *Sigh*
This is taking forever.
Why am I so surprised?
Verbal commands do wonders. So do physical ones, as in literally showing their hand where to go.
Because I REALLY have to pee.
This could be a new thing! It can be called sex stretching. Or sexetching. Genius.
No, no definitely don’t ask.
He should probably get that checked out.
Triple word score all the way.
No. Remember what your mom taught you about making good decisions.
My moans are on FLEEK.
Why is this such an issue? I may be lactose intolerant, but that doesn’t mean I’m not ALWAYS eating cheese. Idk. Everything is unfair.
It’s all about fueling your body 😉
Of course these aren’t the only thoughts girls have during sex. Maybe you really enjoy having sex with your partner and they’re all you think about. However, for the majority of us women, sexy time provides a few minutes (maybe 10 if you’re lucky) for some deep thinking.
Clearly, the thoughts we have during sex are some of the best thoughts any human could ever think.
So you’re welcome, world.
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